This Makes My Movie Theatre Salt Pack Stealing Seem Like A Light Offense.

In the past 24 hours: I went to the research center without actually reading the related debate texts. I gave my opinion with no theoretical arguments to back it up. I cited Comte without referring to what am I referring to. I showed a friend a paper I wrote in cringe worthy non-standard formatting. I let someone borrow my own written study notes, but not before I put it in font 14, 2.0 spacing just to get 15 pages in. I mixed Frankfurt School papers with Sophist papers, and did not contextualize it. I went to a coworker's lecture to ask critical thinking questions just to fuck with him. 

Forgive me Father, as for I have sinned.